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[After taking a critical hit in his first non-solo musical venture on Broadway with the short-lived Laughing Room Only, Mason noted the return to his roots.] I am excited about getting back to what I do best and what my audience likes best, ... I am writing new jokes every day and soon Ill be telling them every night. Just me... one Jew talking and that's it. - Jackie Mason Quotes

[After taking a critical hit in his first non-solo musical venture on Broadway with the short-lived Laughing Room Only, Mason noted the return to his roots.] I am excited about getting back to what I do best and what my audience likes best, ... I am writing new jokes every day and soon Ill be telling them every night. Just me... one Jew talking and that's it.

It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like. - Jackie Mason Quotes

It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.

American Comedian Funny

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant -- even if they wanted to be one? - Jackie Mason Quotes

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant -- even if they wanted to be one?

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason Quotes

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

American Comedian Funny Life

The nervousness never lasted more than a second because he was so congenial and comfortable. He made more stars on his show, probably, than anybody in the whole history of show business. - Jackie Mason Quotes

The nervousness never lasted more than a second because he was so congenial and comfortable. He made more stars on his show, probably, than anybody in the whole history of show business.

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. - Jackie Mason Quotes

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.

America American Comedian Funny

By these things examine thyself. By whose rules am I acting; in whose name; in whose strength; in whose glory? What faith, humility, self-denial, and love of God and to man have there been in all my actions? - Jackie Mason Quotes

By these things examine thyself. By whose rules am I acting; in whose name; in whose strength; in whose glory? What faith, humility, self-denial, and love of God and to man have there been in all my actions?

Acting And Actors Self-improvement

It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life. - Jackie Mason Quotes

It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life.

American Comedian Funny Life

We were going to do it before the hurricane, but decided to wait, - Jackie Mason Quotes

We were going to do it before the hurricane, but decided to wait,

Frankly, I'm in shock. I just can't believe it...even though I had every reason to expect it. - Jackie Mason Quotes

Frankly, I'm in shock. I just can't believe it...even though I had every reason to expect it.

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason Quotes

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck.

American Comedian Funny

Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake. - Jackie Mason Quotes

Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.

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